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Thursday, November 18, 2010

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Eva Longoria Divorce Docs; Seeks Spousal Support

 

Eva Longoria has filed for divorce, and even though she's filed the legal docs, sources tell us she's "devastated."  And get this ... she wants spousal support!


Longoria filed her papers, to divorce Tony Parker, in L.A. County Superior Court.  Longoria cites "irreconcilable differences."

Longoria checked the box which says "Spousal support payable to [Longoria].   If Eva gets her way, she pays her lawyers and Tony pays for his."

Longoria and Parker signed a prenup on June 21, 2007 and it was amended in June, 2009.  The legal docs also mention the prenup.

The papers were filed this morning, according to People.com. 

UPDATE: "Extra" host Mario Lopez claims Eva has confirmed to him that she found hundreds of text messages from another woman on Parker's phone.

Lopez says Eva also confirmed that the mystery woman is MARRIED to one of Parker's teammates.

UPDATE #2: Eva just tweeted, "It is with great sadness that after 7 years together, Tony and I have decided to divorce. We love each other deeply and pray for each other’s happiness."

Maybe They Just Wanted A Little Fame.. I Aint Mad @ Ya'll!

TOP THIS: Kaukauna Y. Gethers Rudolph...


Cops claim wigout over bad hair day.

A Lynn couple got tangled in a hairy situation when the cops showed up at their basement apartment after the woman went after her husband with a 15-inch knife when he wouldn’t help her tame her tresses, according to the police version of events.
The couple has kissed and made up. But while Kaukauna Y. Gethers Rudolph, 51, admits she had a bad hair day, she insisted yesterday she’d never ask her husband to do her hair, no matter what police say.
“Men do not know how to do a woman’s hair,” she said. “Would you trust your husband to do your hair?”
Kaukauna admits the big to-do started early Saturday as she sat on her bed, taking out her old hair weave.
Her plan, she said, was to color her short, graying locks with Revlon jet black hair dye and put in her new hair weaves, which she had recently picked up on sale for $3 a piece at a nearby beauty supply store.
As she removed the old weaves, she asked her hubby, Kenneth “Kenny” Rudolph, 48, to fix her some food so she could finish the tedious task. “I was getting sort of hungry,” she said.
He had other plans. Kenny said he didn’t feel like cooking and wanted to go out. Kaukauna said he was “tipsy” and she didn’t want him to leave. A bitter argument erupted. Kenny, apparently alarmed, dialed 911. Meanwhile, Kaukauna claims she went into the kitchen to start cooking. Hence the big knife that was in her hands when the cops showed up.
Police say they heard yelling inside. Kenny answered the door and said his wife “came at me with a knife” and it’s “all about her asking me to help do her hair and I don’t do hair,” according to a police report.
Kaukauna, police said, had her knife behind her back. When a cop reached for it, she tried to shove it down her shorts. She pleaded not guilty to assault with a dangerous weapon and resisting arrest.
Last night, Kaukauna wore a wig over her undone mane. Her new “Sassy Collection” hair pieces — black with red highlights — remained in their packages.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

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F.D.A. Issues Warning Over Alcoholic Energy Drinks!


The Food and Drug Administration cracked down Wednesday on four manufacturers of caffeinated alcoholic drinks, giving them 15 days to stop adding caffeine to the products or stop selling the illegal drink!



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 to the four companies — including Phusion Projects, which makes the top-selling caffeinated alcoholic drink, Four Loko — the F.D.A. said that drinking the beverages could lead to “hazardous and life-threatening situations.” The letters also warned that the F.D.A. could move more aggressively, seizing the beverages from store shelves and asking a judge to halt further sales, if the companies did not take corrective action.
Dr. Hamburg called the letters “a very important first step,” adding, “We hope we’ll be able to work effectively with the companies moving forward.”
The other manufacturers to receive warning letters were the Charge Beverages Corporation, New Century Brewing Company and United Brands Company Inc. Most of the products in question are carbonated malt beverages with fruit flavors and high levels of alcohol; Four Loko is 12 percent alcohol by volume and has up to 156 milligrams of caffeine per can, according to scientists who have analyzed it.
The Federal Trade Commission also took action against the four companies, warning that their marketing tactics might violate federal law and urging them to “take swift and appropriate steps to protect consumers.” This year, Senator Charles E. Schumer of New York asked the Federal Trade Commission to investigate whether the drinks, with colorful packaging and flavors like watermelon, blue raspberry and lemon-lime, were intended to attract under-age drinkers.
While the F.D.A. review dealt with more than two dozen makers of caffeinated alcoholic drinks, officials with the agency said they were taking action against only four for now because their products seemed to pose the biggest threat.
The popularity of the drinks has exploded over the last few months, and there have been numerous reports of young people falling ill after drinking them. Four Loko came under particular scrutiny after students who drank it this fall at Ramapo College in Mahwah, N.J., and Central Washington University in Ellensburg, Wash., ended up in emergency rooms, some with high levels of alcohol poisoning. The drink has also been blamed for several deaths in the past several months.
The F.D.A. announcement came a day after Phusion Projects, a five-year-old Chicago company, said it would stop putting caffeine in its drinks. The company’s founders said in a statement that they still believed it was safe to blend caffeine and alcohol, but wanted to cooperate with regulators.
Dr. Joshua Sharfstein, the F.D.A.’s principal deputy commissioner, said he viewed that announcement as a positive step but needed more details about how and when the company would reformulate the drinks.
Several states — including Michigan and Washington — banned the drinks on their own in recent weeks, and many more were considering similar action.
The F.D.A. began reviewing the drinks a year ago, at the urging of 18 attorneys general. At issue was whether adding caffeine to alcoholic beverages was “generally regarded as safe,” an agency designation that requires accepted scientific evidence.
The agency has never officially allowed manufacturers to add caffeine to alcohol. Under its regulations, soft drinks are the only beverages to which caffeine can be added, and only in concentrations of 200 parts per million or less.
Although there is little research on the effects of mixing caffeine and alcohol, several studies have suggested that people get more intoxicated and engage in riskier behavior when they drink the combination beverages than when they drink alcohol alone.
Ricardo Carvajal, a lawyer at Hyman, Phelps & McNamara in Washington and a former associate chief counsel at the F.D.A., said it was unusual for the F.D.A. and the F.T.C. to take joint action.
“The liability risk goes up considerably once you have not one, but two federal agencies either stating or suggesting there are violations of federal law at work,” Mr. Carvajal said.
The crackdown does not apply to caffeinated alcoholic drinks that do not come premixed, like a cocktail of Red Bull and vodka, but Mr. Carvajal said bars that served them could face heightened liability, too.
“If I’m a bartender and I have been serving essentially concocted versions of this,” he said, “am I going to think a little more carefully about that now?”

    Detainee Acquitted on Most Counts in ’98 Bombings


    The first former Guantánamo detainee to be tried in a civilian court was acquitted on Wednesday of all but one of more than 280 charges of conspiracy and murder in the 1998 terrorist bombings of the United States Embassies in Nairobi, Kenya, and Dar es Salaam, Tanzania.

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    The case has been seen as a test ofPresident Obama’s goal of trying detainees in federal court whenever feasible, and the result seems certain to fuel debate over whether civilian courts are appropriate for trying terrorists.
    The defendant, Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani, 36, was convicted of one count of conspiracy to destroy government buildings and property. He was acquitted of four counts of conspiracy, including conspiring to kill Americans and to use weapons of mass destruction.
    Because of the unusual circumstances of Mr. Ghailani’s case — after he was captured in Pakistan in 2004, he was held for nearly five years in a so-called black site run by theCentral Intelligence Agency and at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba — the prosecution faced significant legal hurdles even getting his case to trial.
    On the eve of Mr. Ghailani’s trial last month, the government lost a key ruling that may have seriously damaged its chances of winning convictions.
    In the ruling, the judge, Lewis A. Kaplan of Federal District Court in Manhattan, barred prosecutors from using an important witness against Mr. Ghailani because the government had learned about the man through Mr. Ghailani’s interrogation while he was in C.I.A. custody, where his lawyers say he was tortured.
    The witness, Hussein Abebe, would have testified that he had sold Mr. Ghailani the TNT used to blow up the embassy in Dar es Salaam, prosecutors told the judge, calling him “a giant witness for the government.”
    The judge himself recognized the significance of excluding the witness when he said in his ruling that Mr. Ghailani’s status of “enemy combatant” probably would permit his detention as something akin “to a prisoner of war until hostilities between the United States and Al Qaeda and the Taliban end, even if he were found not guilty.”
    Mr. Ghailani, who remains in custody, faces 20 years to life in prison when he is sentenced on Jan. 25.
    The unexpected verdict by the anonymous six-man, six-woman jury came on the fifth day of deliberations. On Monday, the prospect of a deadlock was raised when a juror asked to be removed because she was alone in her view of the case and felt she was being attacked by other jurors. After the verdict on Wednesday, the jurors were to be taken from the courthouse by federal marshals and were unavailable for comment.
    Mr. Ghailani’s lawyers, including Peter E. Quijano, Steve Zissou, Michael K. Bachrach and Anna N. Sideris, had argued that their client was innocent and had been duped into assisting in the terrorist conspiracy.
    “This verdict is a reaffirmation that this nation’s judicial system is the greatest ever devised,” Mr. Quijano said outside the courthouse. “It is truly a system of laws and not men, where, in the shadow of the World Trade Center, this jury acquitted Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani of 284 out of 285 counts.”
    Throughout the case, Mr. Ghailani seemed at ease with his lawyers, smiling frequently. After the verdict was read, he hugged them warmly.
    The verdict came after a four-week trial in which prosecutors built a circumstantial case to try to establish that Mr. Ghailani had played a key logistical role preparing for the Tanzania attack.
    They said the evidence showed that he helped to buy the Nissan Atlas truck that was used to carry the bomb, and gas tanks that were placed inside the truck to intensify the blast. He also stored an explosive detonator in an armoire he used, and his cellphone became the “operational phone” for the plotters before the attacks, prosecutors contended.
    The attacks, orchestrated by Al Qaeda, killed 224 people, including 12 Americans, and injured thousands of others.
    The Ghailani trial was the second stemming from the 1998 embassy attacks. In 2001, four Qaeda operatives were convicted of participating in the same conspiracy; in that trial, prosecutors were able to use three of the defendants’ statements, made to the F.B.I., in which they incriminated themselves in the plot.
    In Mr. Ghailani’s trial, prosecutors chose not to introduce any of the statements Mr. Ghailani made when he was interrogated while in C.I.A. custody and at Guantánamo, although prosecutors told the judge the statements amounted “to a confession” of his role in the embassy plot. Defense lawyers argued that the statements had been coerced and were inadmissible.
    Preet Bharara, the United States attorney for the Southern District of New York, said that his office would seek a life sentence for Mr. Ghailani.
    Mr. Bharara expressed his “deep appreciation for the unflagging commitment, dedication and talent of the agents who so thoroughly investigated this case and the prosecutors who so ably tried it.”
    As the proceeding ended, the prosecutors, including Michael Farbiarz, Harry Chernoff, Nicholas Lewin and Sean S. Buckley, approached Mr. Ghailani’s lawyers, shaking hands and exchanging quiet words.
    Although the government’s loss on significant counts will undoubtedly test the Obama administration’s resolve on using civilian courts, Judge Kaplan issued two major pretrial rulings that allowed Mr. Ghailani’s prosecution to go forward and could ease the way for future detainees, like Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, the professed 9/11 mastermind, to be tried in federal court.
    In May, the judge rejected a motion by Mr. Ghailani’s lawyers seeking dismissal of charges on grounds that his torture while in C.I.A. custody was outrageous government misconduct. And in the summer, the judge ruled that Mr. Ghailani’s years of detention before being brought into the civilian system had not violated his constitutional right to a speedy trial.
    Mr. Mohammed has been detained since 2003, and accusations of torture, includingwaterboarding, would most certainly be raised in his case.
    The verdict drew strong reaction from family members who had attended the trial. Susan F. Hirsch, whose husband, Abdurahman Abdalla, was killed in the Tanzania attack, said she was grateful for the jury’s efforts, but added, “I can’t help but feel that the evidence in the case would have been stronger had Ghailani been brought to trial when he was captured in 2004.”
    Sue Bartley, who lost two family members in the Nairobi embassy attack — her husband, Julian L. Bartley Sr., the consul general; and her son, Julian L. Bartley Jr., a college student who was an intern — said she was “disappointed in the jury.”
    “I think our prosecuting attorneys had the evidence,” she said. “I’m not sure that this jury understood what was in front of them.”
    Judge Kaplan told the jurors they had demonstrated that “American justice can be rendered calmly, deliberately and fairly by ordinary people, people who are not beholden to any government, not even ours.”
    “It can be rendered with fidelity to the Constitution,” he added. “You have a right to be proud of your service in this case.”

      Wat About The War?

      G.M. Prices Its Shares at $33 in Return to Stock Market

      11:12 p.m. | Updated American taxpayers’ ownership of General Motors was halved on Wednesday, and billions of dollars in bailout money was returned to the federal government, as a result of the nation’s largest initial stock offering ever.
      The offering, which raised $23.1 billion, is bigger and more ambitious than had once seemed possible. But the recently bankrupt automaker will have to build on its revival for the government to recoup its entire $50 billion investment and validate the Obama administration’s decision to keep G.M. from collapsing.
      The new shares start trading on Thursday at $33 each. To break even, the Treasury Department will need to sell its remaining 500 million shares at an average price of $53 each in the months and years to come. And while the administration may retain great influence over the company, it may not be able to keep stoking the enthusiasm investors have shown for G.M. stock in recent days.
      Still, now that General Motors has shown that it can be profitable, a complete exit by the government could happen even within the next two years. With the offering, G.M. is shedding its ties to the government faster than expected, cutting the Treasury Department’s ownership stake to 26 percent, from nearly 61 percent.
      The offering, President Obama said on Wednesday, continues “our disciplined commitment to exit this investment while protecting the American taxpayer.”
      The administration had argued that saving G.M. was not just about one company, but about an entire web of businesses connected to its fortunes. On Wednesday, the nonprofit Center for Automotive Research released a study saying that government aid to G.M. and Chrysler saved more than 1.1 million jobs in 2009 and 314,000 jobs this year — the highest figure yet reported.
      Indeed, 17 months after G.M. entered bankruptcy protection, there has been a broader revival in the American car industry. People involved in the offering process, which was intended to be private, credited recent gains in Ford Motor’s share price as a boon to their own efforts. Largely seen as bloated and incapable of competing with nimbler foreign competitors as recently as last year, automakers like G.M. and Ford have turned around their operations by wringing greater efficiency and lower costs out of their work forces and operations.
      Investor demand during the company’s two-week global roadshow to promote the offering had proved so strong that administration officials and another major stakeholder, the United Automobile Workers union, elected to sell significantly more shares than planned. G.M. has raised $18.1 billion from selling common shares and $5 billion from preferred shares.
      The stock sale follows months of sometimes tough discussions between the company and the Treasury Department, led by officials like the former investment banker Ron Bloom, over how much stock to sell and at what price. For G.M., it has long been an important goal to rid itself of the “Government Motors” moniker it insists is hurting car sales.
      For the government, more complicated demands are in play. Its bailout of the automaker was premised not on making money, but on preserving jobs. Still, it is under pressure to minimize losses — or even to eke out a profit — by selling its shares at high enough prices. The government has already recovered more than $7.4 billion from G.M., including interest and dividends.
      Senior administration officials said on Wednesday evening that they had worked closely with G.M. and its underwriters in settling on the $33 price. The Treasury Department must now wait six months before it can sell more shares. People with direct knowledge of the matter, who were not authorized to discuss it, estimated that the government would make another significant sale of its holdings next year.
      There are reasons for both company and government officials to be confident. G.M., freed from much of its debt and overhead costs, became profitable this year and has earned $4.2 billion through the first three quarters. And although it jettisoned four of its eight brands in bankruptcy, the company managed to stabilize its United States market share at 19 percent and continue to invest in new vehicles.
      “Many of the critics believed it would never come out at all or it would come out wounded,” one senior administration official said on a conference call on Wednesday evening.
      When the new G.M. begins trading on Thursday — under its old “GM” ticker on the New York Stock Exchange and “GMM” on the Toronto Stock Exchange — its shares will initially be held by a wide array of investors, from big mutual funds to hedge funds to sovereign wealth funds in the Middle East and Asia. (Shares of the old G.M. — the bad assets that were split off in bankruptcy as the Motors Liquidation Company — still trade for pennies, essentially worthless.)Last summer, Edward E. Whitacre Jr., General Motors chief executive, said that he would prefer that the government sell off its stake in one shot. But the sheer size of the Treasury’s holdings made that impossible, according to the people involved in the process. Still, the administration’s viewpoint on how much to sell evolved, as it began to see an opportunity to exit its G.M. investment quickly while maximizing the profits from its stock sales.“The government began thinking more like a private equity firm,” said one banker involved in the process. (The current chief executive of G.M., Daniel F. Akerson, is a former executive of the private equity firm the Carlyle Group.)
      G.M. has also agreed to sell a 1 percent stake to SAIC Motor, a major partner of the company in China, according to some of the people with direct knowledge of the matter.
      Fulfilling an implicit mandate from Treasury, t The largest allocation of G.M. shares has been made to institutions representing American retail investors, these people said. The move was meant in part to blunt criticism that taxpayers would be cut off from what company and government officials insist was a potentially big rise in G.M. shares. (Several of the people involved in the offering said they expect to see a potential 10 to 20 percent jump in the share price on Thursday, typical for an initial offering.)

      Led by G.M.’s relatively new management team — Mr. Akerson has been chief executive for only three months — the company embarked on a two-week dash around the world to drum up interest in the company. Initially priced at $26 to $29 a share, G.M. stock got a rosier forecast as underwriters were overwhelmed with order requests, prompting the decision on Monday to raise the target to $32 to $33 a share, these people said.
      The offering’s unexpectedly high price may bolster the public standing of the underwriting banks, which have at times been at odds with the government in other matters. The underwriters, a huge group led by Morgan Stanley and JPMorgan Chase, with Bank of America and Citigroup also playing major roles, will not receive a big payday from the offering. The lead underwriters are set to receive roughly a fee of 0.75 percent, low by bankers’ standards, according to people with knowledge of the matter.

      WoW!!...Demons???

      Panic after ‘Devil attack’ at school

      17 Moruga students in hospital


      TOP: Students of the Moruga Composite wait for transportation outside the school’s compound yesterday.
      ABOVE: One of the Pentecostal pastors leaves the school after he prayed with the students yesterday. Photos: Rishi Ragoonath
      Panic broke out at the Moruga Composite School yesterday as 17 female students fell mysteriously ill and began rolling on the ground, hissing and blabbering in a strange tongue, after suffering bouts of nausea and headaches. Two of the students reportedly tried to throw themselves off a railing and had to be physically restrained, triggering fears of a possible demon attack. The drama started during the lunch hour in the Form One block and quickly spread to other areas. Form Five student Kern Mollineau, who attends the Lighthouse Tabernacle Church, said he got worried when the girls’ eyes began rolling up in their heads and they began beating up on the ground.
      With the assistance of several other students and teachers, the pupils were taken to the multi-purpose hall where some of them fell into a semi-conscious state. Mollineau recalled: “One girl was blabbering as if in a strange language. I could not understand what she was saying. “It was sounding like ‘shebbaberbebeb shhhhee.’ The girls were unusually strong. We had to hold them down so that they will not hurt themselves. “The teachers were right there. I get a kick in my face when one of the girls started beating up on the floor. Many of them had bruises.” Mollineau claimed he actually communicated with the “devil which had possessed the girl. “I asked the Devil what he wanted with the girls and the voice said he wanted a life. He kept saying to send the girls in the toilet and to leave them alone,” Mollineau claimed.
      Roman Catholic priests, as well as pastors from nearby churches, including Josephine Charles, Deborah Charles and Pastor Gordon, visited the school and began showering the children with holy water and prayers. Two more students, Kriston Mollineau and Kishon Bethel, said they too were called by teachers to assist the ill girls. Kriston said the girls complained of headaches and some of them wanted to go to the toilet. Six ambulances arrived at the school accompanied by police teams from the Moruga and St Mary’s Police Post. A party of fire officers from the Princes Town Fire Station, led by acting Assistant Divisional Fire Officer Ramdeo Boodoo visited the school and began conducting several tests on the surroundings to determine the cause of the problem.
      Boodoo said there was nothing in the environment to trigger fainting spells, nausea and headaches. A teacher, who requested anonymity, said two weeks ago an Orisha woman came to the school and had a dispute with a member of staff. He said following the dispute, the woman threatened to deal with the school administration. Another teacher said the school was built on a burial site, but neighbours who live around the school denied that was so. A source at the school confirmed that all 17 pupils were taken to the Princes Town Health Facility where they were medically examined. The other students were sent home at 2 pm.
      Responding yesterday, Minister in the Ministry of Education Clifton de Coteau said he was aware that pupils had to be taken for medical attention. De Coteau said Student Support Service officials were sent to the school and students were expected to receive counselling. A statement from the Ministry of Education said the Public Transport Service Corporation (PTSC) made maxi taxis available to the school to assist the Office for Disaster Preparedness and Management (ODPM) which provided additional ambulances.

      "Minister Says Married Couples Should Get Off Face BooK"

      Did it Ever Occur To Him That Maybe That's The only Way that People Can Get in Conytact With Friends And Family Members.....



      It seems we can't all get along. It seems that everyone is splitting up these days.
      Today, one reads of Eva Longoria filing divorce papers against the San Antonio Spurs' Tony Parker. Indeed, the Huffington Post now has a whole section devoted just to divorce.
      Can we possibly blame the Church of Social Networking, Facebook, for these woes? Or at least some of them? Might Facebook be to blame for creating so many desperate housewives and husbands?
      One man of God, the Rev. Cedric Miller, believes that all married couples should close their Facebook accounts in order to protect the sanctity of their marriages.
      According to the Associated Press, the pastor of the Living World Christian Fellowship Church in New Jersey declared that, merely in the last six months, 20 couples beneath his wing have fallen into marital woes because one or other partner friended a former paramour on Facebook.
      He is so concerned by the havoc that such online stealth is wreaking on his flock that his first instinct was to order 50 officials of his church to close their accounts or leave their posts.
      Sunday, he will reportedly preach that all of his married parishioners should shun Facebook from their Garden of Eden. He told the AP: "The advice will go to the entire church. They'll hear what I'm asking of my church leadership. I won't mandate it for the entire congregation, but I hope people will follow my advice."
      It seems that the minister has already suggested to all of his married believers that they should exchange their Facebook passwords with their spouses. Which, some might say, aligns him with Mark Zuckerberg in the belief that privacy does not exist.
      "The temptation is just too great," the Rev. Miller, who is married, told the AP. He is, indeed, closing his own Facebook account, which he used to communicate with his six children.
      However, one wonders just what the consequences might be if not everyone follows his advice. Will the Facebook status of your marriage define it as strong or weak? Will it become, as they say in the romance business, a deal-breaker for a husband to reveal his Facebook password? What if that password is actually the first name of his former lover? Or, indeed, of his first wife?
      This social networking thing is attacking the very fundaments of our society. How can we defend ourselves from its relentless battering of our mores? Let's start a Facebook group and talk about it.

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      OR MAYBE NOT!